Master Cleanse

Hey Lovelies,

I've been reading up on the Master Cleanse

And I think I'm going to try it.

This is the one where for 10 days

You drink Lemonade with

Maple syrup and Cayenne pepper

And nothing else.

I don't think I'm doing this mainly for the weightloss

Seeing as the minute you leave the diet

The weight seems to come back.

I'm mainly doing this

To get myself back on track.

I've been mesmerized by food.

Completely under it's spell.

Infatuated.

I need to break myself out of this.

And start eating to live

And not living to eat.

I want to be able to NEED food again.

Not simply WANT it.

I'm house sitting/dog sitting for a friend

Starting Aug 19th.

During which,

I have the perfect amount of time

For 10 days of cleanse

1 day of juice

and 1 day of soup

Before I go back to my family

And normal food.

They don't get it.

I'm excited to readjust my

Relationship

With food.

I'm also super duper excited

To clean my insides.

Have you guys ever felt like you were just

All gunked up inside?

Like there was a crapload of

Crap

That just wasn't leaving you?

Well, this is supposed to get ride of that.

So, has anyone tried this diet?

Results? Thoughts? Tips?

Thanks.

Yogourt

Ana's Girl:

Thanks for the encouragement, love. I totally agree with loving hunger again. I can't wait.

Why?

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Last summer, it was so easy.

I dropped 10 pounds without trying.

Why isn't it happening this year?

I. Don't. Get. It.

Before a meal, I'm hungry. So I eat.

And it's not even that I eat shit.

I eat healthy things.

Broccoli, tuna, whole wheat pasta, rosemary-lemon water.

But after,

I feel sluggish and disgusting.

The heat doesn't help.

It's so hot.

I can't move.

Why is it so fucking difficult?

Why can't I stop eating?

I am disgusting.